Tell me what argument you'd take to Jerry Seinfeld's celebrity experts. And follow this link to the Citizen-Times article about a local couple appearing on the show.
MIKE TYSON ON ITALY'S DANCING WITH THE STARS
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WORST VALENTINE'S GIFT EVAR!
Who needs a hug?
SMOKING SNAKE
Some guy who obviously doesn't have a kid, a long honey-do list, or a fear of snakes, taught his reptile to smoke. Smoking's still not cool, kids!
BABY NAME SURVEY
Here's what Parents magazine learned about baby names, after studying the names of youngsters born in 2009.
MY FA VORITE VERSION OF PANTS ON THE GROUND - TO DATE
Performed by DeAngelo Williams of the Carolina Panthers.
WEDDING DRESS AND CAKE IN ONE
If you have one of these at yoru wedding, PLEASE invite me!
SADDEST TOY EVER, OR IMPORTANT EDUCATIONAL PLAYTHING?
Check out the TSA Airport Checkpoint. Would you let you child play with this? Is it an important learning toy because of the state of the world today, or just really sad? (I'm going with answer "b".)
WHAT ARE THE KIDS LISTENING TO?
So after watching Disney Channel's Imagination Movers, I told my wife I thought our daughter might enjoy listenign to some of their songs while we're in the car. But I secretly bought the CD for me. These guys credit their influences as everything from R&B to REM, with lyrics reminding me to be nice to my neighbors and how to make a healthy snack. Can't wait for the next tour. Do you have any of the kids' stuff that's got you hooked? Send me an email, and I'll check it out.
MINISTER FAKES HIS FUNERAL TO EAT CHIPS
Vote for the best home made Doritos commercial that'll air in the Super Bowl. Among your choices - the one from the minister we talked about, who created a spot about a fake funeral.
UKELELE KID
I've got to get my kid a ukelele!
THEY GROW UP SO FAST
My little girl is driving!
HO x 3!
Great to see you at the Asheville Holiday Parade! This is what happens when you refuse to let Tammy ride shotgun!
TRICK OR TREAT
One of these days, my little girl will get me back for this. I'll be in 102 years old, still muttering some Hollywood Trash item about Britney Spears as she's adjusting my antennae on top of my head. Until then, all the fun is mine!
DAISY HEAD
Aunt Tammy bought Abby some festive headgear. She looks thrilled.
BIRTHDAY GIRL
Thanks for your suggestions on how to celebrate my little girl's first birthday. We followed the overwhelming sentiment of keeping it simple - just grandparents, aunts and uncles. And of course, we got the obligatory "Abby Smashing Cake" shot.